Senator Joe Lieberman says that we should preemptively strike Yemen, via a new war on Iraq while simultaneously attacking Iran, Syria, Afpakistan, North Korea, Cuba, Mexico, Venezuela and Oregon…because the attempted bomber of the Detroit bound aircraft is from Nigeria.
The biggest surprise so far? Healthscare is all but forgotten and Joe has yet to mention 9/11 or mushroom clouds.
Look for enhanced Patriot Acts and walls going up around Detroit, followed by decades of never-ending wars on dirt poor nations and humans who lack running water or TV’s. This way, our newest enemies will be really thirsty and unable to watch themselves being invaded on CNN.
I guess this Lieberman plan beats the shit out of attacking China.
Breckenridge, Colorado…the war on drugs has been lost here. Starting New Years Day, there will no longer be any penalties for lighting up in Breckenridge. Keep it under an ounce, and you will no longer face a decade in a Supermax prison for partaking in getting mellow.
Imagine if you will, the dollars to stoner to incarceration ratio that has been lost. This does not bode well for the CIA, the DEA or our private prison industry. These are scary times for those that fear green plants.
“They” want to kill us because of our freedoms, our way of life and for a slice of (enter your favorite defense contractor here) pie.
“They” being the evil doer humans, not Homeland Security, us being people who live in South Carolina, Oklahoma and Spokane, Washington. Oops…sorry Spokane patriots, guess no one wants to do anything to you that the Cowles haven’t “done” to you already.
Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, is the would be bomber of the Detroit flight. He is already well-known to the Homeland and our various intelligence agencies.
Ali Mohamed, was well-known to the US Army, the FBI, the CIA and Patrick Fitzgerald. Yet 9/11 still happened.
Dutch independent filmmaker 3, Homeland/Patrick Fitzgerald
and the rest 0.
Homeland Security and their army of well-trained, physically fit TSA agents, have implemented new security measures, which we can only guess, is because of how they handle well-known terror creating terrorists, that fly into America from nations we are currently watching for…you know, guys that want to blow up stuff.
Dutch independent filmmaker 4, Homeland Security and friends 0.
Great.
Seems your government is more interested in spying on blogger’s and Americans, than protecting us from the evil doing evil doers, who are still at this late date, able to board planes with explosive devices.
Solutions to terrorist threats is what most Americans desire, not more carry on luggage restrictions. Cheaper beer, job opportunities and a decent Seahawks team, not Patriot Acts and the upcoming draft for more wars.
One solution that might alleviate a fair amount of trouble for America? Prosecute the entire Bush Administration, prosecute the torturing CIA/FBI/Contractor humans, close any remaining POW torture camps, and apologize to the world for our illegal/immoral behavior…this would be a fine start.
I almost typed that out with a straight face.
Dutch independent filmmaker 6, The Homeland 0. The artist wins!
Sure in the end…the author just want’s us to think about these unanswered questions. But we’ve proven time and time again, that we’re not a nation filled with deep thinkers.
So in doing my fair share of not thinking too deeply, the answers to the New Yorker’s questions are as follows.
Did Cheney know? Did he watch? Yes and yes.
Did Bush Know? Waterboarding too much, was that an issue? Did the CIA kill POW’s? Did Bush have any reaction? Yes, yes, yes and pull my finger.
92 CIA torture tapes destroyed, were they of poor quality? Were there any notes taken? Crimes? Obstruction? Who? No, sure, yes, yes, Liz Cheney.
Where are the missing/renditioned/tortured CIA black site POW’s? Dead and or Palau.
Who drug POW’s around by their testicles? Secret hit squads? When did Congressman Norm Dicks know? Who else yanked on POW testicles? Prison or the Hague for Dicks? Blackwater/CIA/Mitchell and Jessen, yes, 1979, Hayden and Rumsfeld, sure. But it’ll never happen.
Torture gives quality information? Could have just asked?Will the public ever know? Fucking please, maybe, wtf are you smoking Jane?
David Addington and John Yoo…traitorous cowards? Are many lawyers lying cowards? Consequences? DOJ prosecutions? Yes, obviously, jobs at Justice, not in this lifetime.
Psycho psychologists Mitchell and Jessen? Consequences? They say they ‘are is’ innocent? Guilty, possibly, honky please.
Fake yellowcake documents?Who, why?Yes, John Bolton, George Tenet and Emeril Lagasse and because they wanted to.
Who finances terror? Does the secret U.S. intelligence budget play a role? Blowing up babies via drones/secret torture prisons, you bet your ass.
Bonus question…where in the world is Osama bin you know who? A fabulous island vacation rental, sipping Bloody Marys with Bush Sr. and Michael Hayden?
Anyway, Fred Phelps and his pretend church of stupid white relatives who worship gerbils and hate ‘teh’ gay’s and ‘teh’ Jewish humans…now says God hates Lady Gaga.
Yes the article is in Romanian, because like this “story,” Fred and his shallow end of the gene pooler brood, are too stupid to link to. In English. Sorry Romanian peoples, no offense intended.
Anyway…
I’m sure the Gaga Gangsta thanks you for the free publicity, Fred.
You blow people’s minds and create an alternate universe, where up is actually up and you can probably guess the rest.
What gives you ask? Jane Hamsher of Firedoglake fame (anti-American freedom hating liberal) and Grover Norquist of next to no fame (anti-American freedom hating conservative) have gotten together and called for the resignation of Obama’s right hand, bank helping man…Rahm Emanuel.
As if Jane and Grover together, isn’t alternate ‘universey’ enough for you, they are even calling for an investigation into Rahm’s misadventures in Freddie Mac land. Strange, refreshing and downright American!
What the hell’s next Jane? Forcing Obama and his DOJ to deal with their and W’s torture, fake wars and the CIA’s Anthrax letters?
Peak stupid was reached decades ago. At this point in our short history, we’ve reached absolute metaphysically, cataclysmic proportions of stupid.
Or DEFCON Mauve as Homeland likes to refer to it.
Every day brings us new levels of stupid to dwell upon. Healthscare, or our wars against the unapproved religions and the pomegranate growers (my new band name by the by.) Coupled with the stupid, we get word of new lies about the other lies told about…you know, previously undisclosed lies about the lies we’ve already forgotten about. Then we comfortably lie ourselves to sleep.
Global warming/climate change. It either bothers you that we’ve ruined shit, or it don’t. We can attempt to use semi-environmentally/capitalist friendly tampons and Dodge Trucks, or we can just enjoy life until Jesus comes to kill us.
The politics of our politics. You’re either with us or against us. Freedom isn’t free because it costs a lot. Republicans are the chosen ones. They get to screw whomever they want, wherever they want, whenever they want, and get rich doing it. Democrats are the ones the Republicans blame for the Republican transgressions against God, nature and on occasion, an innocent diaper or two.
Democrats blame liberal bloggers for the whole enchilada, whilst orally pleasuring the K Street lobbyists and her Pentagon whores with…well, you know, oral pleasure and no bid defense contracts with the CIA and NSA getting it all on video!!
And so it goes…
I could go on, perhaps stay the course. But that would be real stupid.
I’m off to the mall to participate in the joyousness of this season…thanks everyone, I’m here all week! Drive carefully and tip well, those humans that serve you.
Three-day hydration and air filtering plunger system
Thank you Homeland Security. I’ve been holding on to my terrorist proof duct tape and plastic sheeting for more years than I care to remember.
You know…just in case.
In news that should surprise only Sarah Palin, Todd and the Bush twins…the Homeland alerts of super high, orange ‘alertyness’ back in 2003? Made up lies by the CIA, Homeland, Bush and Tom Ridge, with political undertones of yet more untruthiness.
For a really, really, really long read, go to the Playboy article right here.
Or save yourself the time and just accept the fact that most everything about 9/11, the Army/CIA Anthrax letters and our fake wars on everything else…are all based on fictional Dick Cheney day dreams.
