Spokane, Snow and Broken Glass

Tony Snow had to cancel today’s scheduled appearance at Eastern Washington University. He was hospitalized in Spokane after he fell ill.

“Speculation” has it that Tony has multiple gruesome wounds on his feet after “walking over broken glass”, for his good friend Bill O’ Reilly. Under heavy sedation, Tony remarked that Scooter Libby’s commuted sentence was political and he also thought that we were all going to love the FEMA camps when they open.

Hey good luck at CNN, Tony.