Bush Party for Jenna

In a beautiful ceremony, hidden away on Daddy’s farm of fascist fun, Jenna Bush was given away. Daddy Bush also attended an “intelligence” briefing this day and yet, came away further confused.

Best wishes from most of America, Bush family.

• 4075 U.S. deaths in Iraq
• 498 U.S. deaths in Afghanistan
• Veterans treatment, second to none
• Iraqi civilian deaths since Democracy was spread? 83,000 to over a million.
• Daddy’s #1 priority Osama bin Laden? Vacationing in Aruba with George Senior.
• Norm Dicks? Contemplating funding another year of occupations.

Party on.