Sherman Alexie Scares Even More White Folks
Dateline….Prineville, Oregon. Shocking development! White folks fear Sherman Alexie and his book of masturbation! I say…..Who doesn’t!
A conservatively concerned father in Prineville, was snooping through his child’s belongings and was so shocked by the words written in Sherman’s book, he missed the hash pipe and three copies of Hustler Magazine. ( Hint to Prineville kids…you can get much better stuff on line)
Dad found that Sherman dared talk about life and shit that 14 year olds do. Like masturbate. You can read this tale of titillation, right here. Frankly, “I’m” a bit shocked that the Bend Bulletin used the word “yanks” in the title of their article….. you guys….that is damn funny!
The Vigilant Lens hint of the day to conservatively concerned fathers? If you’re worried about your 14 year old boy reading about “masturbation,” in a Sherman Alexie novel…you’re already much, much too late. I suggest you head on over to the Les Schwab there in Prineville, have some coffee and free popcorn and dream of Sarah Palin while you watch this video.
January 19, 2009 at 8:24 am
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