Florida From the Air
There’s Cuba to the left and Georgia just to the right. And if you look really, really close…you can almost see Tallahassee. Yes sir, Tallahassee. Where Republicans grow on trees and prison guards use stun guns on their kids and other peoples kids, on what was hopefully the last installment of “Take Your Sons and Daughters to Prison Work Day,” Tallahassee style! Read about it here, if you dare.
This explains why Al Gore chose not to fight harder for Florida in 2000.
10 points goes to the first Florida Department of “Corrections” employee from Tallahassee, who can point to Lake Talquin
on the map above.
May 18, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I find this article “shocking”. Yes lame, but I could not resist. I don’t know a lot about Florida, but this makes me want to know less.
May 20, 2009 at 9:56 pm
[...] or even a Populist. Of these 2600 conservatively polled humans, 2598 of them could not find Florida on a map. The other two took the 5th. Because that was well within their God given right to do [...]